The greatest community of epicly dumb bettors ever assembled
Join the community of Dumb Brainers take on Vegas by winning the only way we know how — fading our own picks.
We're assembling bettors that are the dumbest of the dumb - guys and gals who can't pick a winner if their lives depended on it - to compete to see who is can lose the most picks against the spread (the highest honor in this community) so that we can fade them and actually win. Genius, right? Give us your picks, and we give you winning picks.
A social game for entertainment. 17+. No real-money wagering takes place in the app.
Lose on purpose. Win for real.
We built the greatest community of epically dumb bettors ever assembled — and turned their bad instincts into a winning signal. Here's the loop.
Make your picks
Join or create a group with your friends and compete to lose the most picks against the spread.
Find the Dumb Brain Pick
The app figures out the losing side of the spread your group loves — that's the "Dumb Brain Pick."
Fade & cash in
See who's dumbest on the leaderboard, go off in the group chat, earn $DUMBBRAIN, and fade the pick on Kalshi.
Everything you need to be gloriously bad
Pick against the spread, your way
Browse games across the NBA, NHL, MLB and EPL. Pick the spreads you and your group like — the app handles the rest.
- Standard and Pressure Mode picking
- Filter by league or see them all at once
- A running betslip so you can queue and review
The money-maker
These are the winning picks we built out of your group's dumbest brains. Every row shows the Dumb Brain Pick, the side to actually bet (the opposite), our AI's confidence level in the pick, and how many picks were made in the group.
- Tap any pick for the full reasoning
- One tap to fade it on Kalshi
- Flip to Completed to see how the picks have been winning
See who's being a legend
Find out who's picking the most losers (legends) and who keeps accidentally picking winners (rethink your life choices). Awards included.
- Ranked by Dumb Brain Score (DBS)
- Season awards and fun callouts
- Tap a username to see their full pick history
Receipts, kept
See the win/loss record and hit rate of the Dumb Brain Picks over the week, month, season, or all time. The dumb is data-backed.
- W-L, win rate, and total picks at a glance
- Filter by sport and time range
- Per-game results you can verify
Built to be fun first
Earn (or buy) the token. Unlock the perks.
Make losing picks to earn $DUMBBRAIN, the play-to-earn community token. Climb the $DUMMBRAIN gated tiers from Smooth Brain to OG Dumb Brain, unlocking features as you go (like advanced stats, exclusive groups), and claim your tokens on-chain to a self-custodial Solana wallet built right into the app.
Just a dude and his friends who suck at betting
I built this app for me and my friends who suck at betting — and it's made us money each of the last three NFL seasons despite how much we suck. We find the premise really funny, and we hope you and your friends will too. Godspeed, legends.
Become a Dumb Brainer
Dumb Brain Sports is coming to the App Store. Be epically dumb with us.
Coming Soon to iOS